Peaks

 

THE PEAK OF PATIENCE: Have a drink of water, sit in the kitchen and wait, until it boils.

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THE PEAK OF INNOCENCE: A nun working in a condom factory, thinking, that he makes sleeping bags for mice.

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THE PEAK OF INDECISION:
– Coffee or tea?
– Fifty fifty.

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THE PEAK OF INSANE: Get someone on the doormat, call and ask for paper.

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THE PEAK OF SKILL: Grab a mosquito by the balls wearing boxing gloves.

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THE PEAK OF PRESERVATION: Take a bath razor with you, so that you have something to hold on to when you drown.

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THE PEAK OF PRECISION: Take a shit in thongs.

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THE PEAK OF TRUST: Let the cannibal give you a blowjob.

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THE PEAK OF laziness: Lie on a woman and wait for the earthquake.