About Dzidka

The bitch is so ugly, that the last time I took her to the zoo, security thanked me for seeing her off.

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The baby is so old, that she was a waitress at the last supper.

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The bitch is so fat, that he irons his clothes with a road roller.

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The bitch is so ugly, that her parents had to put a piece of sausage around her neck, the dogs want to play with it.

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The bitch is so fat, when she was hit by a truck, she asked, who pushed her.

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The baby is so old, that when she went to school, it wasn't history class yet.

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The bitch is so ugly, that when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.

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The bitch is so ugly, that when she looked up at the sky, it started raining.

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The bitch is so ugly, that the onion cries at the sight of it.

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Baby has such big lips, that he can whisper in his own ear.

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A balanced meal for Dzidka, it's a cheeseburger in each hand.