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Jokes about Wąchock
Railway ticket office in Wąchock.
– A ticket to Baden-Baden, please.
– I hear!
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– Why is everyone dancing barefoot at the disco in Wąchock??
– To hear the music from Starachowice better.
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– Why are the buses in Wąchock wider than they are longer??
– Because everyone wants to sit next to the driver.
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They are building a subway in Wąchock. They already have a meter of excavation.
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In Wąchock, a dog killed himself over a kennel, because they tied him with a spring.
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– Why people in Wąchock go to church in helmets?
– Because the rope from the bell has broken and they are throwing stones.