Jokes About Shepherd

Shepherd sings loudly in the hall.
– Spleen, what are you so afraid of? – the tourist asks.
– This is no jizy, panocka. This is folklore.

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The tourist got lost in the mountains. He was glad, when he saw a shepherd sitting on a stone next to the path.
– Spleen, I will get to Zakopane this way?
– you will come, Panock. you will come.
The happy tourist took a quicker step.
– What can you not get… The earth is round… – he muttered under his breath.

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A lamb runs out of the hut in the hall. For it, the shepherd comes out slowly with a blissful expression on his face.
– lamb, lamb – he purrs as he stretches. – Wish you could cook.

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Shepherd sits sad in the bar.
– What happened bro? Why are you so sad? – the tourist asks.
– A, because two weeks ago a bear took advantage of me in the hall.
– But it's been two weeks. Time heals wounds.
– Yeah… two weeks… Not writing… doesn't call…

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A tourist going to the mountains saw a shepherd washing a cat.
– Spleen, the cat does not wash – paid attention.
– What do you see there, panocka. she's washing, washes.
Without going into further discussion, the tourist went on. On his way back from the mountains in the late afternoon, saw it drying, a stiff cat fastened by the back with string clips.
– And you've lost your baco. And I did say, that the cat does not wash.
– she's washing, washes – answered the shepherd. – It just won't survive.